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Monday, January 24, 2011

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Did you know that today is "Beer Can Appreciation Day" and "Compliment Day"?

Why not compliment a beer can today? "Hey there Miller Lite can. I like the way your name's all diagonal and how shiny you are. Now come here and let me appreciate your innards."

Not a drinker? Compliment someone for not drinking beer today.

Brought to you by Mysti, the fount of useless knowledge.
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4 comments:

  1. Lindsey R. LoucksJanuary 24, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    Awesome! Some beer cans are pretty, though. They always look so cold and inviting... I think it might be time for a beer or eight.

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  2. AkossJanuary 24, 2011 at 11:22 PM

    omg! I couldn't stop laughing. I'm sure my H will enjoy complimenting his Guinness cans in the refrigerator. Thanks Mysti. Your sense of humor is always so refreshing.

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  3. Stefanie J PristavuJanuary 25, 2011 at 7:23 AM

    Drew a chuckle out of me. Maybe I'll compliment a Redd's can today (right, you people don't have Redd's - awesome lady beer). To celebrate my escape from impending exam doom. One to go!

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  4. MystiJanuary 25, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    You can do it, Stephanie!

    I'm not a beer fan, but I will probably splurge on some champagne this weekend.

    Happy I can provide a laugh or two. I'm full of goofiness. 8)

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