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Name That Dragon!

While I'm writing about Loralee, the Dragon Keeper and her paladin knight in shining armor, Sir Robert, here's a little contest for you all to jump in on!

A dragonling is about to hatch in Hearts in Exile, and she needs a name. Submit your name suggestions, and I'll choose my favorite. When the book is ready to publish, I'll make a special mention of the winner in my acknowledgements and will send you a signed, print copy! One name suggestion per person. Contest ends 2/28/13.

Submit your awesome dragon name to the Facebook event page: 

https://www.facebook.com/events/396064130479447/

And be sure to like my Mysti Parker fan page while you're at it! ~Mysti

Shhh...I'm Writing!

I am shoving Procrastination out the door, where Self Doubt stands shivering with his brown paper-wrapped bottle. It's time to get serious and get Book Three of my series done. 

Therefore, I'm taking a break from most blogging and extraneous internet activity for the rest of this month. 

I'll still honor my critiquing commitments, but other than that, I'll be rather scarce. If you need to reach me, you can always shoot me a message here (see the message link in the sidebar) or on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/mysti.parker).

Until then, happy reading and writing peepz!! ~Mysti