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Me: Hey guys, it's been a while. So, Jayden, um...why is there a bandage across your nose?
Jayden: Funny story. Serenya was bent over at the waist, brushing her lovely raven-black hair, to add bubbles or something.
Jayden: Yes, body. Anyway, I couldn't resist. All I wanted was to wrap my arms around her and kiss that delicate skin on the nape of her neck. Of course, just as I got close, she springs up, throws her head back and WHAM! Right into my nose.
Serenya: I heard the crack. Terrible.
Jayden: Yes, blood everywhere, and I'm holding my nose and flailing about when the twins come running to see what all the ruckus is. They start crying-
Serenya: Actually, the girls were laughing. You were crying.
Jayden: Whatever. It did hurt, you know.
Serenya: I'm so sorry, darling. I had no idea you were behind me.
Me: So, lesson learned?
Jayden: Obviously. Love hurts!