Did you know that today is "Beer Can Appreciation Day" and "Compliment Day"?
Why not compliment a beer can today? "Hey there Miller Lite can. I like the way your name's all diagonal and how shiny you are. Now come here and let me appreciate your innards."
Not a drinker? Compliment someone for not drinking beer today.
Brought to you by Mysti, the fount of useless knowledge.